Do you have a cat? Maybe you do, maybe you don’t, I have one don’t you know, a darling, a princess, a love, a smooch, but at times there is regression, she’s bossy, she’s fussy, a pain in the bum, wear a onesie? She moves out! Don’t feed her on time, you better watch out! You might find a bird or a mouse turn up in your house! Have a cat they say, it will do you the world of good, and on a whole I would agree, but I could do without the cat looking up with glee, as I clean up the carnage staring at me!!