The Cannabis Opener

By: Zach

The Cannabis Opener

So I was on the phone with a cannabis specialist. I had so many questions like I had pot leading up to the appointment. But that was enough to get me freaking stoned. I was gonna sit down for a nice chinese dinner, take a bite and then I threw it up. and my mother now laughs every time i bring it up like i was telling the doctor the story my mother was cracking up to the point of hatching some baby chicks and that is saying it lightly and what do I yell at her for all it all the time for it, just gets me so aggravated on such a serious matter. After my appointment I was so relieved and had learned so much about cannabis and then I went to the store with my parents and to the store where they sell the cannabis and the person helping me and my parents was really knowledgeable. So the funniest thing happened today and so I always thought when Someone says “take a chill pill” like I knew it was not a real pill until I was at the Canadian store and now I’m literally taking chill pills so i am taking the saying in real life. And always thought it was a fake pill this was way before Cannabis was ever introduced to me so if you’re wondering they are real for adults sorry kid’s to you they are not real. and I feel like I am the real definition of the term chill pill. And with the amount I am on I think it will help me alot I felt a difference on day one.

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